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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Have you ever been forced into bestiality?

Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

How can fashion design be used to make a political statement in popular culture, and society?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

How big is the French Army?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What kind of person does a narcissist hate?

No, not a chance

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Is it okay or problematic to be both Black and gay in society in the 21st century?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How does a person become transgender?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Have you ever had sex with your mother-in-law? If so, how was it and did your wife ever find out?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Can women learn to squirt?

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

Are vampires real?

Next, they tried...

Then came..

Thumbs down again.

What are the most common signs that a partner will cheat before it happens?

No way

No go.

Minds and Behinds

I am so tired of ignorant people like you calling us far rights, why democrats is so educated, they take things from their own mouth, you guys are totalitarian party?

Nuts and Butts

Still no good

share office space ...

What should I do? I'm 17 and I'm dating a 23-year-old guy.