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Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:00

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Have you ever been forced into bestiality?
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Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
How can fashion design be used to make a political statement in popular culture, and society?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What kind of person does a narcissist hate?
No, not a chance
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Is it okay or problematic to be both Black and gay in society in the 21st century?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How does a person become transgender?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Have you ever had sex with your mother-in-law? If so, how was it and did your wife ever find out?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
What are the most common signs that a partner will cheat before it happens?
No way
No go.
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
share office space ...